Happy Anniversary…you’re Divorced!

 Today is the anniversary of the day I pledged toaddress is and I gladly accept personal checks!)  No
God and the world that I would love my husband "tilfun dress shopping or champagne to celebrate this
death do us part." There goes that pledge!  I thinkday.  But I accept all the good times I had with my
God and the world should be congratulating me onex as well as I am forced to deal with all the bad
breaking that pledge…if I would have kept the vowtimes I had with my ex.
“til death do us part” I would be writing this If I could, I would flip through my wedding album
article from death row in a woman’s maximumexclaiming to my children how happy and in love their
security prison!  I assumed this would be a hard dayparents were and how much I was glad that day
for me to get through having been separated forhappened.  So why don’t I flip through that
almost a year and in and out of court for messywedding album with all those glorious pictures of me
divorce proceedings.  In fact, I didn’t evenand my ex in love?  Because he’s confiscated all
remember that my anniversary was upon me untilmemories of our blissful day. Is it spite, anger, or
last night around 8:00.  I’ve talked to peoplepunishment?  I can only hope and pray he’s
who are divorced and they tell me they dread thisdone this because he holds dear our wedding
day like they dread the holidays spent alone ormemories.  Maybe today he is flipping through our
bathing suit shopping.  Me, I have more importantwedding album remembering what fun that day was
things to dread…like my favorite bakery running outand how glad he is that we got married.  I doubt his
of strawberry crème cheese croissants before Inew girlfriend will be thrilled with this idea but I
get there!sometimes try to think the best about people…
I’ve decided to take a different approach to theyeah whatever, he’s probably cut my beautiful,
day.  I’m actually rejoicing.  I loved beingglowing, youthful face out of all of our photos and
married.  I loved always having a date for Fridayreplaced them with the Wicked Witch of the
night, having someone tell me I was loved, someoneWest’s mug shot.  Still I try to imagine the best!
to snuggle up to at night.  I’m using myMy point is don’t shun your wedding anniversary
wedding anniversary as a celebration of thedate.  Use this day to celebrate that you were once
happiness and love I felt for my spouse during ourin love…and that you have the great fortune not to
relationship (just like I celebrate the day I filed forkeep celebrating this anniversary with someone who
divorce and had him served!)  No more happinessyou were not meant to be with “til death do you
and love, but also no more fighting and betrayal. Notpart”!  Or you might be reading this from death
as much fun as my wedding day mind you.  Norow in a maximum security prison!  I thank God I
flowers, no cake, no gifts.  So far no one has givenonly had seven anniversaries and not seventy! Happy
me an envelope with cash in it (to those who doAnniversary to me!
want to give me an envelope with cash in it my email